Description
Brand: Whiskey Sierra
Color: Walnut
Features:
- FIRST THINGS FIRST - This Bottle Opener is intended for PATRIOTIC AMERICANS ONLY. Those who do not LOVE this COUNTRY need not purchase (GO BUY ONE MADE IN CHINA)
- This bottle opener is made in Virginia by the best workers in the World. Virginia is For Lovers, especially people who love this product.
- Tired of seeing American Factories Close? Want to be a part of the solution? Future Generations will THANK YOU for this Purchase. BUY ONE TODAY!
- 2 FREE MOUNTING SCREWS INCLUDED. These go right through the PRE-DRILLED holes for a much stronger and more stable hold than a keyhole design. NO WOBBLE HERE!
- Veteran Owned Business, founder served in the US Army’s 82nd Airborne Division. A portion of all profits go back to Veteran Focused nonprofits.
Details: If you’re reading this now, then you’re standing on the edge of greatness. This news might come to you as a shock. On what you thought was a very normal session of browsing products on Amazon, you’ve now been awakened to a new reality. A reality where you are shown that not all bottle openers are made equal. Somehow, perhaps through Divine Intervention, you have been led here, to my product, to the best bottle opener ever achieved by the Human Race. Not just a solution for opening your cold beers, this opener enables you to save our Country. I can hear your questions now “But how does my purchase save our Country? How can I, one person, really make a difference?” Let me tell you how. You are so much more than just “some person.” You’re an American, and as an American, you can do anything. Your purchase today sets into motion a sequence of events that future generations will sing songs about. 1.) This product was made in a US Factory. 2.) That factory employs hardworking Americans. 3.) Those hardworking Americans are able to support their families thanks to their manufacturing job. 4.) Those families are raising the next generation of our county! 5.) Their jobs wouldn't exist without your purchase. You have the chance to make a difference. Every small purchase, even something as simple as this bottle opener, makes a positive impact to our nation. I am a US Army Veteran committed to bringing the highest quality products to my customers, and this bottle opener is the best one offered on Amazon. I know this price is higher than products made in China, but you are getting the highest quality bottle opener in return. BUY ONE TODAY! I don't want to see US manufacturing suffer any more from overseas competitors. Take a stand, and join the movement, BUY AMERICAN MADE!
EAN: 0789993134106
Package Dimensions: 11.0 x 6.7 x 2.3 inches
